Haiku Survey
Scribing at 6:24 a.m. on 2004-11-26
HAH! Dis survey is DA BOMB.
You have to answer it in haiku form. Muahhahahahah.
Check it out if you wanna, this was shamelessly snatched from Fuzzmom. If you want to, I'm also shamelessly lifting her suggestion that if you do this, comment in my notes or gbook so I can check out your answers. The original survey can be found here.
Muahahahahahahah!!
Oh, now this was fun!! Judging from the number of folks who have already taken this, you may have heard of it, but just in case: this person has made a survey that you have to fill out in haiku form. Funny, and challenging! Here are my answers:
1. How do you feel about Old Navy commercials?
Usually pain
Assaults my eyes, like brick in head.
Please stop! I will buy.
2. Who makes the best french fries?
Only McDonalds
Makes me turn the car around.
Grease and salt! My friends.
3. How do you feel about skateboarders?
It is your time now.
Have you thought perhaps about
Looking for a job?
4. What's the best band you've ever seen live?
Depeche Mode rules all
Who is that small shrieking child
In the row ahead?
5. What's the worst public bathroom you've ever been to?
Walls ooze greasy muck
A foul stench permeates air.
What fresh hell is this?
6. What's the best public bathroom you've ever been to?
My wedding evening
A tv over the urinal.
Who would’ve thought this?
7. Do you yell at pedestrians out of your car window?
I would not yell thus.
After all, it is plain that
Fingers are for this.
8. Do you give money to homeless people?
Experience has
Taught time can be saved if you
But give them the wine.
9. Have you ever been on a blind date?
A horrible night
After such an evening I
Look into Monkhood
10. What's your favorite board game?
Battle of the Sexes
You think you know, grasshopper.
What is this sauce called?
11. What's the best gift you ever got for your religious holiday of choice?
Religion and gifts
Are not known as good partners.
What is this? Socks again?!
12. What's your favorite strongbad email? (If you don't know what I'm talking about, then tell me about how you're chained to a radiator in the basement.)
The steam! I cannot
See. My eyes are boiling here.
No electric heat.
