Republicans eat their 'freedom fries' with mustard now. They're patriots!
Scribing at 6:01 a.m. on 2004-09-24

Ok, the republicans have really outdone themselves now.

*mad snickering*

Brought to you by the same folks who insisted on renaming the french fries in the White House cafeteria 'freedom fries' because the French folks thought Shrub was a buttmunch and pretty much said as much; we now have two more brilliant reasons to vote Democrat this election.

First, they denied entry into the US to the Peace Activist Formerly Known As Cat Stevens, because he had the audacity to convert to Islam twenty some odd years ago; claiming he was a threat to Der Fadderland's National Security .. and now, during a recent GOP (which now, for me stands for GOD! OH PLEASE!)fundraising BBQ, they're claiming if you use KETCHUP, fer crissake, you're 'helping John Kerry's campaign.' because of his wife's affiliation with Heinz. BA-HAHAHAHAHAH!! This total flying assmonkey actually said 'I'm a mustard man 'til after the election.' Do you fucking LOVE IT?

Perhaps they can happily munch their 'freedom fries' with mustard to prove their patriotism.

*mad snarking*

Republicans. Without them, who would we laugh at?