These guys suck. Nah, just kidding.
Scribing at 6:00 a.m. on 2004-07-24
Dangerspouse sucks.
But he sucks a little bit less than he did yesterday, since he sent me some free crappy music. Really, his taste in music is nothing short of pathetic, but the cd's themselves make handy coasters. So a grudging "Thanks Dangerspouse" to him.
*covering Danger's eyes*
Ok, he actually made me say that.
*whispering*
He totally doesn't suck. That is the highest compliment I can give another human being, without actually having sex with them.
He completely does not suck.
So like, he heard my plea. He burned me a couple of CDs and sent them off to the Gnomad Habitation Station. I put on the first one. It rocked. I turned it up really loud until the dog fell prostrate on the floor whining like she was giving birth. My ears bled. I was a happy man.
But then .. the second one. Let me just tell you about the second one, peanuts.
I had a terrifying revelation while listening to the second CD, and I thought of all those movies where some poor guy is at home minding his business, and someone knocks on the door and says 'you dont know me .. but I'm your son/daughter/mother/ex husband who is now a woman/luke I am your Father'.
Because as I was listening to this ... um .. eclectic array of musical debauchery, it occured to me. DangerSpouse and I were undoubtedly twins, connected at some vitally favorite organ, and seperated at birth because JESUS H CHRIST IN A LITTLE PURPLE ROWBOAT you couldn't take the two of us together in the same room.
Either that, or I'm having a Fight Club moment, and just sent myself a couple of CDs, which is kinda cool too.
I mean, come on. How can you resist a list that includes the Theme From DangerMouse, Messiah done a capella, something that sounds suspiciously like Abba, AND .. AND ... MY FAVORITE SONG OF ALL TIME .. What Was I Thinking?' by Christine Lavin?
By the time I was done with this CD, there were nearly bodily fluids spilled, here, people. Seriously.
So, um, yeah.
DangerSpouse. He kinda doesn't suck.
Oh, and I'd also like to thank The JGoddess, dea-lamia, danglemyfeet and nimiiwin for their suggestions, very much! Some of the stuff was VERY cool, and I'll bet the rest of it was cool too, if those fucktards that hang around the file-sharing sites didn't think God Told Them to record the first 3.4 seconds of a really good song and then 60 minutes of static loud enough to make your eyeballs bubble.
People that do that to po' broke folk who can't afford to go out and buy new CDs should be dragged slowly behind a car until their favorite body parts rub off. But that's just my personal opinion.
*waiting for the FCC to come kick down my door now*
Anyway. So. Yeah.
You guys seriously don't suck. Thanks!
